November 30, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Matthew 5:28!

Yo, listen up, here’s the deal,
Eye for eye, that’s not the real feel.
If you’re checkin’ out someone with desire,
You’re already on that naughty wire!
Keep it cool, don’t let thoughts stray,
Respect the vibe, in every way.
So keep it clean, look with grace,
Love’s the key, let’s embrace!

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Breaking News ### 2 Peter 3:10-11 ###

Breaking News: A dramatic cosmic shift is predicted! The heavens and earth will face unprecedented upheaval, leading to their ultimate destruction. Experts urge individuals to reflect on their lives and actions, emphasizing the urgency for righteousness as this extraordinary event approaches. Stay informed and prepared, as the end of an era draws near!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Colossians 1:13-14!

Dude, like, we were chillin’ in the shadows, but then the cosmic grooviness kicked in! Now we’re vibin’ in this totally rad realm of light, where all the good vibes flow. We’re learning about this epic journey, man, all thanks to our buddy who totally hooked us up with some mind-blowing, life-changing goodness! Far out!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 2 Corinthians 11:30!

Well now, if I gotta boast ’bout somethin’, I reckon I’ll brag on my weaknesses, y’know? Ain’t no shame in sayin’ I get a bit wobbly sometimes. It’s just proof that even a feller like me can have some serious struggles, but it don’t change the fact that I keep on truckin’. Ain’t that somethin’?

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