November 29, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Matthew 24:35!

Yo, listen up, I got a flex,
Heaven and earth, they’ll both perplex,
But the Word stays tight, never fades,
More solid than your brand new grades!
So while the world spins, wild and fast,
Christ’s wisdom drops, it’s built to last,
So keep it real, don’t be a sloth,
His truth’s the bomb, no chance of a loss!

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Breaking News ### Psalm 136:1,26 ###

**Breaking News: Unending Mercy Proclaimed!**

In a stunning announcement, a divine message has been revealed: “Give thanks to the Lord, for He is good!” echoes across the land. Reports confirm His steadfast love endures forever. As the final revelation, citizens are urged to praise their God, the Lord of heavens, for His unwavering compassion. Stay tuned for updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Philippians 2:12-13!

Alright, my chill friends, here’s the deal: keep on vibing with that inner glow, even when nobody’s watching. Do your thing, but like, don’t just float around, man! Let that awesome energy inside push you to do what’s right. Remember, the universe is helping you out while you’re just cruising along! Peace and good vibes!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 Corinthians 11:29!

Well, listen here, y’all! If ya munch on that bread ‘n drink that cup without thinkin’ ‘bout what it all means, ya might as well be askin’ for trouble! Yer gotta chew on it in yer heart, ‘cause elsewise, ya just makin’ a fool of yerself ‘n might get a whoopin’ from the Good Lord!

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