Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, check it, Revelation’s the name,
John got the message, ain’t playin’ no game.
An angel’s got the scoop, straight from above,
Showin’ us what’s coming with a big ol’ shove.
Prophecies drop, visions pop,
In the last days, ain’t no way to stop!
So listen up close, stay tuned to the flow,
The end’s comin’ fast, don’t be slow!
When God saw Adam solo, He said, “Nah, let’s fix this. Partner needed for epic adventures!”
**Breaking News: New Life Command Issued!**
In a stunning development, authorities have announced a decree urging all citizens to undertake every action—be it speech or deed—with divine mindfulness. Reports indicate that this transformative approach emphasizes gratitude towards the divine authority, fostering a spirit of unity and purpose. Residents are encouraged to embrace this guidance in daily life. Stay tuned!
Yo, check it out! Did you know we’re like this epic chill zone where the good vibes hang out? Seriously, man, it’s all about those cosmic energies flowing through each of us. We’re like spiritual superheroes, and the universe totally digs it. So, let’s keep it groovy and remember we’re all part of the same, awesome vibe!
Well now, listen here, if yer prayin’ to the Big Guy up above and ya got somethin’ gnawin’ at ya from the past, ya best let it go! Don’t be holdin’ a grudge like a raccoon on a garbage can lid. Forgive folks, or He ain’t gonna be openin’ the good Lord’s door for ya!
