November 21, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Ephesians 5:22-33!

Yo, wives, show love, like it’s a dance,
Respect your man, give him a chance,
Husbands, love her deep, like Christ for the crew,
Cherish her heart, that’s what you gotta do.
One flesh, we’re tight, make that bond strong,
In this love game, together we belong.
Unity’s the key, let the good vibes flow,
Ephesians drop wisdom, now let’s glow!

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Breaking News ### 1 Corinthians 1:4-5 ###

**Breaking News: Divine Grace Unleashed!** In a stunning development, grateful reflections emerge from Corinth as Paul commends the faithful. Believers are reportedly enriched by the abundance of God’s grace, leading to a surge in knowledge and spiritual gifts. Community leaders emphasize that unity in testimony is key during these transformative times. Stay tuned for updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Colossians 3:17!

Yo, dude! Whatever you’re up to—chatting, munching, vibing—just make it all about good vibes and gratitude. Hook it up to the big dude upstairs, ’cause he’s all about the love. So, when you’re living your best life, keep spreading those chill, positive vibes, and give a shout-out to the universe while you’re at it!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day John 11:21!

Well now, Martha says to Jesus, “Hey there, if ya’d been here sooner, my brother wouldn’t’ve kicked the bucket! Ya know, he was as full of life as a chicken in a cornfield ‘til he up and died on me. Ain’t that a pickle? Can’t ya make him hop back up like a rooster at dawn?”

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