November 13, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Revelation 22:17!

Yo, the Spirit’s calling, and the Bride’s got the flow,
“Come on, everyone, let the good vibes show!
Thirsty for truth? Take a sip, don’t you fret,
Grab that living water, it’s the best thing yet!
Free gifts for all, man, it’s a heavenly spree,
So step right up, find your destiny!”

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Breaking News ### 1 Peter 2:15-16 ###

**Breaking News: Divine Directive Issues from Apostolic Authority!**

In a groundbreaking statement, followers are urged to conduct themselves honorably among outsiders, as good behavior will silence critics. Furthermore, believers are reminded they are not to exploit their freedom but to live as servants of God, promoting peace and righteousness in society. Stay tuned for updates on this transformative message!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 12:6-8!

Alright, so we’ve all got our rad talents, like, some folks are super chill at talking, others are wizards with serving vibes, and a few can totally inspire the crew. Just remember to vibe with it! If you’re sketching, sketch hard; if you’re cheering, cheer loud! Let’s all do our thing and keep the good times rollin’!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Hebrews 11:13!

Well now, all them folks in the good book lived like wanderin’ nomads, chasin’ dreams that never quite came true. They knew this world ain’t their final stop, just a pit stop on the way to some whatchamacallit city, built by the Good Lord Himself, where the streets are gold and no one’s ever late for supper!

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