November 10, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Matthew 12:28!

Yo, check it, I roll with the crew,
Casting out demons like it’s nothing new,
If I’m kickin’ out the dark, hear the light shine bright,
God’s kingdom’s here, man, it’s a wild sight!
Unity in the house, no need for fright,
Got Jesus on the speaker—party’s just right!

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Breaking News ### Job 37:5-6 ###

**Breaking News: Heavenly Thunder Strikes!**

In a stunning display of power, experts report that God has spoken with thunderous authority. Meteorological authorities confirm that He commands the storm, showcasing His might. Officials urge citizens to brace for heavy weather, as divine forces unfold. Stay tuned for more updates on this extraordinary celestial event.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Corinthians 8:1!

Yo, listen up, my chill friends! There’s this crew of super generous peeps out there, right? They’re all about sharing their goodies, spreading good vibes and kindness like it’s confetti. Seriously, they’re rockin’ it hard, even when times are tough. It’s all about that heart-to-heart connection, you know? Sharing is caring, man! Peace and love!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Jeremiah 11:10!

Well, let me tell ya, them folks done gone and turned their backs on the Good Lord, chasin’ after idols like they’re the last bottle of moonshine! They’s breakin’ His commandments quicker than a coon up a tree, and God ain’t too pleased ’bout it. Ain’t no good come from wanderin’ off the straight and narrow, y’all!

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