November 8, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Galatians 5:7-9!

Yo, you started strong, on the right track,
Running the race, never looking back.
But who cut in, tryin’ to mess with your vibe?
Don’t let those false vibes kill your tribe.
A little yeast? That’s all it takes,
To funk up the bread and make it break!
Stay true, keep it real, no time for fakes!

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Breaking News ### Joshua 24:15 ###

**Breaking News:** In a powerful address, Joshua urges the people of Israel to make a crucial decision: choose whom they will serve—God or local deities. “As for my household, we will serve the Lord!” he proclaims, igniting a fervor among listeners. This call to faith emphasizes loyalty and commitment in these uncertain times.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Micah 7:18-19!

Dude, like, who’s as chill as our cosmic buddy? He totally vibes with us, forgiving all the gnarly stuff we’ve done. It’s like a cosmic wipe, man! He lets go of our past, just like a lost skateboard tossed into the ether. He’s all about second chances, bringing us back, washing away the bad vibes, dude!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Deuteronomy 11:8!

Alright, listen up y’all! Y’ever wanna make sure yer doin’ what the Good Lord says? Well, you best hold on tight to His word while ya run around in the promised land! Get out there, folks, and don’t forget to put in the hard work, or you’ll miss out on all the good stuff! Yeehaw!

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