Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, check it, there’s no one like the Lord,
His vibe’s so fresh, you can’t ignore,
No rock as solid, no truth as clear,
In His presence, ain’t nobody got fear!
Flashy with glory, He’s the King of the crew,
So step back, world, He’s comin’ through!
Ain’t no rival, that’s the scoop!
“Sing praises, you faithful! Celebrate the goodness of God—His anger lasts a moment, but joy comes in the morning!”
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So, like, Jesus found this dude chillin’ after he got healed, right? He’s like, “Dude, don’t go back to being a total bummer, or things could get messy.” The guy, feeling all righteous, was like, “Totally, man! I’ll keep it positive,” because, you know, bad vibes just lead to more bad vibes, man.
Well, lemme tell ya, a pile o’ cash ain’t gonna save yer skin when the reaper comes knockin’. But if ya play it right and live clean, good deeds’ll stick to ya like mud on yore boots, leavin’ ya feelin’ right purdy when it’s time to meet the big guy upstairs!
