Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Verse five of Psalm 99, listen up,
“Exalt the Lord, He’s the ultimate cup!
At His footstool, we all gather ‘round,
His throne’s the spot where glory’s found.
Holy, holy, can’t you see?
When we vibe with Him, we’re truly free!
So bow down low, let the praises flow,
In His presence, that’s where we glow!”
“I baptize with water, but the one coming is way cooler—He’ll bring fire and the Spirit. Get ready!”
**Breaking News: Authority from Above!**
In a stunning decree, it’s reported that all governing officials derive their power from divine sources. Citizens are urged to respect and submit to rulers, as rebellion against authority is deemed a challenge to the will of God. Experts encourage compliance for societal harmony and stability. Stay tuned for further updates!
Yo, dudes! Picture this: a totally rad dude loves his lady like, completely, right? He’s all about making her shine bright, like a fresh pair of kicks, you know? Cleans her up, keeps her chill, so she’s confident and ready to rock life. It’s all about that love vibe, keeping it smooth and groovy, man!
Well, lemme tell ya, back in the day, folks figured out that God done made this here whole world from nothin’! That’s right, He took a big ol’ pile of nothin’ and turned it into all the stuff we see—like the stars up yonder and that ol’ mud dauber nest on the porch, ya know what I mean?
