November 2, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News ### 1 Peter 2:9 ###

**Breaking News: Identity Shift!**
In a groundbreaking declaration, a new community has emerged, described as a “chosen generation” and “royal priesthood.” Members, once marginalized, are now heralded as “a holy nation,” called to shine light in darkness. This transformative movement empowers individuals to embrace purpose and proclaim the extraordinary deeds of their creator. Stay tuned for updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Psalm 46:1-3!

Dude, when life gets all gnarly and chaotic, just chill. There’s this epic vibe, like a power source, always there to keep you grounded. Even if the world’s going bonkers, like waves crashing and mountains shaking, just remember: you’ve got cosmic backup. Stay mellow, man; the universe’s got your back, no sweat!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Luke 11:2-4!

Well, when y’all pray, say somethin’ like this: “Hey, Dad up yonder, let’s make yer name famous. Bring on the good stuff! Gimme my daily grub and don’t hold back none. And if I mess up, don’t go holdin’ grudges, ’cause I won’t hold ’em against others neither. Amen to that!”

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