October 18, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Corinthians 12:13!

(Verse 1)
Yo, we all got a vibe, can you feel the beat?
In one spirit, yo, we can’t be beat!
From Jew to Gentile, rich to the poor,
Dipped in that water, now we’re ready to soar.

(Chorus)
One body, one crew, all together we roll,
We’re united in spirit, man, that’s how we roll!
So grab your friends, it’s a holy celebration,
This is how we jam in the congregation!

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Breaking News ### Psalm 27:14 ###

**Breaking News: Trust and Patience Promoted!** In a powerful message for the community, sources encourage residents to remain steadfast and courageous amidst uncertainty. “Wait for the Lord,” a prominent figure declared today, emphasizing that hope and strength can be found in faith. Citizens are reminded to embrace patience while holding onto their dreams for a brighter future.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Luke 11:27-28!

So, there was this lady, right? She shouts, “Dude, your mom is awesome!” But Jesus is all like, “Chill, lady. It’s not just about who gave me life, ya know? It’s about vibing with the good vibes and listening to the wise words. That’s the real deal, man. Catch those positive waves!” Far out!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Ecclesiastes 10:18!

Well, when ya let them chores pile up, it ain’t long before ya got a mess bigger than a raccoon on a trash can. If folks ain’t workin’ steady, that ol’ roof’ll start saggin’, and next thing ya know, everything’s toppled over like a drunken cowpoke on a Saturday night! Keep at it now, ya hear?

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