October 17, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Peter 5:8!

Yo, peep this, stay woke, don’t be a fool,
The enemy’s lurkin’, breakin’ all the rules.
Like a lion on the hunt, prowlin’ real sly,
He’s lookin’ for a snack, don’t let your guard lie.
Stay alert, my crew, keep your faith on deck,
With a smile and a prayer, we’ll keep the disrespect!

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Breaking News ### Psalm 25:14-15 ###

**Breaking News: Divine Friendship Revealed!** In a stunning development, sources report that the Lord offers intimate guidance to those who revere Him. Followers are encouraged to trust wholeheartedly, as He promises to unveil His plans. In a significant twist, the faithful are urged to remain steadfast, as their lives are intricately intertwined with divine protection.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 13:13-14!

Alright, my dudes! Let’s keep it chill and vibe nice, avoiding all those shady vibes, you know? Rock that good energy, and let’s not get tangled in drama or weirdness. Instead, throw on some groovy threads, radiate good feels, and embrace the positivity! Let’s party in the light, not the shadows, my pals! Peace out!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Proverbs 10:17!

Well now, if ya listen to good ol’ wisdom and don’t go strayin’ down the wrong path, you’re gonna save yer bacon, for sure. But if you’re too busy bein’ a knucklehead, you’ll just find yourself neck-deep in trouble, and ain’t nobody wanna be talkin’ ‘bout that mess! Stay smart, y’all!

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