October 8, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Revelation 4:5-11!

In the throne room lights flash, rainbows surround,
Twenty-four elders sittin’ down all around.
Golden crowns on their heads, feelin’ supreme,
Throw ’em at the feet like, “Yo, it’s a dream!”
“You’re holy, Almighty, don’t forget we adore,
Created everything, let’s hear that encore!”
Praise the King, let the good times soar!

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Breaking News ### Isaiah 43:11-12 ###

**Breaking News: Divine Declaration of Exclusive Salvation!**

In a stunning revelation, a voice from the heavens proclaims, “I alone am the Lord; there is no other savior!” Witnesses affirm that this message emphasizes God’s unique role in deliverance. Trusted sources report that He has acted and declared His truth, ensuring His followers that their faith lies in the one true God.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Proverbs 10:8!

Well, lemme tell ya, the wise fella keeps his mouth shut ‘n knows when to listen, but that fool can’t help but yappin’ ‘bout stuff he don’t understand. Ain’t no surprise when he gets himself knee-deep in trouble, ‘cause folks who don’t think before they speak are just askin’ for a whuppin’!

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