October 5, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Psalm 11:4!

Yo, the Lord’s up high, chillin’ in His throne,
Peepin’ all the antics, ain’t no way alone.
He spies on the righteous, knows the wicked plan,
Got a front-row seat to the schemin’ of man.
So while they plot, He’s just sippin’ his tea,
God’s the boss up here, let it be!

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Breaking News ### Isaiah 55:6 ###

**Breaking News: Seeking the Divine!**

In a stunning announcement, community leaders urge everyone to seek the Lord while He may be found. Reports indicate a time-limited opportunity for those yearning for guidance and grace. Residents are encouraged to call upon Him today, as His mercy and compassion promise to uplift even the most wayward souls. Stay tuned for updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Corinthians 15:20-24!

Alright, dude, so check it out: Jesus is like the ultimate chill dude who kicked death’s butt, proving there’s totally life after this wild ride. First, he’s the rad starter in this cosmic game of resurrection. Then, everyone else gets their turn, man. It’s like the universe’s coolest party, and everyone gets invited to vibe with the big guy!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 2 Corinthians 10:5!

We ain’t messin’ ’round with them fancy thoughts and high-falutin’ ideas. Nah, we take every last one of ’em and toss ’em out like yesterday’s trash. We ain’t lettin’ ’em run wild like a chicken with its head cut off. Instead, we wrangle ‘em up and make ’em line up behind good ol’ Jesus!

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