Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, it’s a party up in the sky,
God’s chillin’, hear the angels fly,
But I’m down here feelin’ blue,
Need a lifeline, where are You?
Through the pain, I’m shoutin’ loud,
Even when I’m lost in the crowd—
Still, I know You’re my guiding light,
So come on, bring the joy tonight!
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Yo, dude, watch out for those sneaky peeps who look all chill but are total fakes. You can spot ‘em by their vibes—good fruit equals good folks, man! Don’t be fooled by the flashy stuff; if it’s rotten, it’s a no-go. It’s all about that inner goodness, bro. Keep it real!
Well, lemme tell ya, God ain’t too happy ’bout how them kinfolk acted! He said, “Ya better respect me, or things ain’t gonna go too good for ya!” So, when folks got too carried away, He made sure they learned real quick-like: best mind yer manners, ’cause I ain’t just some ol’ coot sittin’ on a porch!
