October 1, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Psalm 24:1-10!

Yo, the Earth’s the Lord’s, it’s all on lease,
From land to sea, it’s His masterpiece.
He’s rollin’ up with power and grace,
Who can stand in His holy place?

Clean hands, pure heart, no lies in sight,
All the haters, just step back, alright?
Lift your heads, He’s comin’ through,
King of glory, what’s up? It’s true!

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Breaking News ### Matthew 5:11-12 ###

Breaking News: In a powerful address, a renowned teacher declared that those facing insults and persecution for their beliefs are truly blessed. He encouraged followers to rejoice and celebrate, promising great rewards in the heavens. This bold declaration has sparked conversation among communities, with supporters rallying around the message of resilience and hope in the face of adversity.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Acts 17:30-31!

Hey, dude! So like, there was this cosmic vibe where everyone was totally chillin’, and folks were just kind of wandering around, living their own groove, right? But check it: there’s this ultimate dude out there calling for a major cosmic upgrade. Get your act together, ’cause there’s some serious judgment coming down the road, man!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Isaiah 10:1-2!

Well, bless your heart! Ain’t it somethin’ when them fancy folks ain’t got a lick of sense? They’s makin’ laws that’re as crooked as a dog’s hind leg, pushin’ the little guy down in the dirt. They gotta look out, ‘cause karma’s comin’ to bite ‘em right where it hurts! Glory be, justice will find ‘em!

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