September 26, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Matthew 5:43-44!

Yo, they say love your homie, hate your foes,
But check this twist, here’s how it goes:
Jesus in the house, flipping scripts for us,
Love your enemies, yeah, that’s a must!
Pray for those who got beef, don’t let it get thick,
Spread that love, let it stick, that’s the ultimate trick!

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**Breaking News: Unprecedented Event in Israel!**

Local reports confirm a miraculous articulation of divine commands on Mount Sinai. Witnesses describe a powerful voice declaring sacred laws to guide the people. This groundbreaking moment promises transformation and unity in the community. Authorities urge calm as the implications of this revelation unfold. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Hebrews 4:12-13!

Yo, the vibes of truth are sharper than any wicked blade, slicing through the fluff and revealing our true selves, man. No shady thoughts can hide, ’cause everything’s laid bare under the cosmic gaze. It’s like, you can’t escape the vibes—your deepest secrets chillin’ in full view, dude. Just keep it real!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Luke 9:26!

Well now, listen here! If anyone’s ashamed of me and what I got to say ‘round these parts, when it comes crunch time, I’ll be red-faced, too! In front of the Good Lord and His crew, I ain’t gonna help ya, no sir! So best be shoutin’ my name loud and proud, ya hear?

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