September 17, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Matthew 5:22!

Yo, listen up, let me hit you with the truth,
Matthew 5:22, here’s the proof!
If you’re mad, got rage in your heart,
Better chillax, don’t let it tear you apart.
Callin’ names ain’t cool, that’s a bad vibe,
Watch your tongue, man, it’s a rough ride!
Stay in love or you’ll lose your tribe!

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Breaking News ### Ephesians 5:1 ###

**Breaking News: Divine Call for Imitation!** In a powerful message, authorities urge individuals to emulate their Creator, emphasizing love as the supreme guiding principle. This unprecedented advisory advocates for followers to embody the essence of God, promoting unity and compassion within communities. Stay tuned for updates on this transformative movement fostering goodwill and harmony among all.

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Chillax Verse of the Day John 1:11!

Yo, so this dude came to his peeps, right? But like, they totally missed the vibe and didn’t even recognize him. It’s like he rolled up to the party with snacks and everyone was like, “Who’s this guy?” Bummer, man! He was just trying to spread the good vibes and be a chill friend.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Deuteronomy 9:17!

Well, lemme tell ya, I got so mad I coulda torn the whole dang mountain down! I chunked them stone tablets like they was hot potatoes, just smashed ’em to bits right in front of that big ol’ God. I figured if I was goin’ down, I might as well go down swingin’, ya know?

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