September 12, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Proverbs 30:18-19!

Yo, there’s three things that’ll blow your mind,
Four that are tight, one of a kind.
The way of an eagle in the sky,
A snake on a rock, watch it glide by.
A ship on the sea, oh what a ride,
And a man and his girl, can’t hide that pride!

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Breaking News ### Philippians 4:4 ###

**Breaking News: Joyful Announcement!**

In a stunning message from the Apostle Paul, he urges the community to rejoice always. Sources report that this call for unwavering joy comes regardless of circumstances. “Rejoice!” he declares, emphasizing the importance of celebration in everyday life. Stay tuned for more uplifting updates from this inspiring spiritual leader.

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Chillax Verse of the Day John 2:25!

Dude, like, imagine this: there’s this wise dude who totally gets everyone, right? He doesn’t need anyone to spill their secrets or vibe check him. He just knows what’s up in their hearts, man. It’s like he has this cosmic Wi-Fi that connects him to all the feels. Totally mind-blowing, bro!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Matthew 9:12!

Well, lemme tell ya, Jesus said, “Ain’t the healthy folks needin’ a doctor! It’s them poor sick souls who’re really hankerin’ for some help. So quit yer fussin’ ‘bout my crowd – I’m just here tendin’ to them outta luck. Y’all best get yer hearts right ‘fore ya start pointin’ fingers!”

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