September 8, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of John 14:23!

Yo, check it, if you love me, listen up tight,
You’ll keep my words, that’s how you ignite!
We’ll roll with the Father, chill in my pad,
Make your heart a home, wouldn’t that be rad?
So bring the love, let’s keep it on the low,
Me, you, and the crew, just vibin’ in the glow!

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Breaking News ### Psalm 143:10 ###

**Breaking News: Divine Guidance Sought!** In a heartfelt plea, a local figure implores for wisdom and direction from a higher power. “Teach me to do Your will,” they declare, emphasizing a desire for righteous leadership. This urgent request reflects a deep yearning for clarity amid chaos. Community members rally in support, seeking unity and purpose.

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Chillax Verse of the Day John 4:18!

Dude, so like, she had this guy situation going on, right? Five dudes in her life, and the one she’s with now? Total no-show in the commitment department. It’s like she’s got a revolving door of relationships! What’s up with that? Maybe she just needs a Netflix binge instead of another awkward dinner date!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 2 Corinthians 9:8!

Well now, lemme tell ya, God’s like a big ol’ cornucopia just overflowin’ with goodies! If ya share what ya got, He’s gonna hand ya back even more, blessin’ ya with enough to keep ya smilin’ and helpin’ others. So don’t be stingy, ya hear? Ya can’t out-give the Good Lord!

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