September 7, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Matthew 6:24!

Yo, you can’t serve two bosses, it’s a tricky game,
You can’t love God and money, that’s the claim!
Choose your side, don’t straddle the line,
One will shine, the other don’t shine.
So pick up your cross, let your heart align,
Worship the King; let your life be divine!

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Breaking News ### Colossians 1:28 ###

**Breaking News: Spiritual Education Initiative Launched!** In an unprecedented move, leaders announce a new initiative aimed at presenting everyone mature in their faith. With a focus on teaching and warning, the campaign seeks to empower individuals to reach their full spiritual potential. Experts emphasize this transformative approach will foster community growth and deeper understanding of divine truths.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Psalm 139:13-16!

Dude, like, you crafted me in this cosmic workshop, right? Each little detail, every groove, totally made with love. You knew my vibes before I even vibed, man. My life’s like a secret blueprint floating around in the universe, and it’s all good. Totally rad how you’ve mapped out my journey, bro!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Mark 9:7!

Well, wouldn’t ya know it? A big old cloud rolls in, and a voice booms out sayin’, “This here’s my Boy, the best of the bunch! Y’all better listen up and do what He says!” Kinda like when yer mama tells ya to eat yer veggies, only this time it’s the Almighty givin’ the shout!

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