September 5, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Romans 5:5!

Yo, check it, hope’s our vibe,
In the heart, it thrives,
God’s love’s like a river,
Overflowin’, makes us quiver.
We got faith, we don’t fret,
Joy’s our motto, no regret.
Trials come, but we rise,
With His love, we reach the skies!
So keep the spirit, don’t pout,
God’s got us, no doubt!

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Breaking News ### Matthew 28:18-20 ###

**Breaking News: Jesus Declares Authority!**

In a stunning announcement, Jesus of Nazareth proclaimed His ultimate authority over heaven and earth. He tasked His followers with spreading His teachings to all nations, baptizing them and guiding them to uphold His commands. Promising His everlasting presence, this marks a pivotal moment in the mission of His disciples. Stay tuned for updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 7:13-14!

Yo, dude, check it—there’s this wicked narrow path that leads to the chill vibes, but not many cats take it. Most are cruising down this wide, wild road that just leads to a total bummer. So, if you wanna find the good stuff, you gotta focus on that tight little trail, man! Peace out!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Nehemiah 9:5!

Alrighty, gather ‘round, folks! Ya see, we gotta give a holler to the Lord ‘n praise Him long as the sun’s shinin’! So, lift yer voices like a pack of howlin’ coyotes, tellin’ everyone how good He is! Ain’t no one like Him, and we gotta shout it from the hilltops, y’all hear?

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