August 31, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Peter 5:6-7!

Yo, check it, humble yourself, that’s the key,
Under God’s hand, where you wanna be.
When the time is right, He’ll lift you high,
Cast your worries on Him, don’t be shy!
Life’s a bumpy ride, but He’s got your back,
So chill, let it go, just stay on track!

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Breaking News ### Psalm 95:6-7 ###

**Breaking News: Divine Call to Worship!**

In a powerful message, authorities urge all to come together in reverence and praise. Gather at the sacred site, acknowledging the Creator as our Shepherd. Sources emphasize the importance of humility and gratitude, reminding the faithful that we are His people. Stay tuned for updates on this significant spiritual gathering!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Proverbs 3:24-26!

Yo, when you crash for the night, let the chill vibes wrap around you like a cozy blanket. No worries, man, just snooze and groove. And when morning comes, you’ll feel that rad energy, ready to tackle whatever life throws your way. Trust the universe, and it’ll keep your feet steady on the path, dude!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Mark 8:31!

Alright, y’all listen up! Jesus started spillin’ the beans ‘bout how he’s gonna get beat up, hung on a tree, and then three days later, poof! He’ll be alive again. Folks scratched their heads, wonderin’ what in tarnation he was talkin’ about. The man sure had a wild way of givin’ folks a fright!

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