August 9, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Proverbs 17:9!

A gossip betrays a confidence,
No chill, no common sense
Spreading rumors like they’re free
Cuz they think they’re VIP
But real friends keep it tight
Don’t talk smack, keep it right
So listen up, don’t be a fool
Or you’ll end up looking like a tool!

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Breaking News ### Luke 12:6-7 ###

Breaking News: Luke 12:6-7 reports “Are not five sparrows sold for two pennies? Yet not one of them is forgotten by God. Indeed, the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Don’t be afraid; you are worth more than many sparrows.” Stay tuned for more updates on this comforting message of God’s care.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 12:9-13!

Don’t be a buzzkill, man. Spread the love, keep it real. Be there for your crew, always down to chill. Show some hospitality, share your stash. Stay positive, keeping that good vibe flowing. Don’t be a drag, bring the good times. Peace out, dudes.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 8:9!

If’n ya got the Spirit of God in ya, then ya belong to Him. Ain’t no two ways ’bout it. So ya better make sure that Spirit is alive and kickin’ in ya. ‘Cause if it ain’t, well, ya ain’t one of the true blue believers, that’s for dern sure!

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