August 8, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Zephaniah 3:17!

God’s got your back, never in lack,
He’s the ultimate hype man, stay on track.
With His love, you’ll never crack,
He’s always there to pick up the slack.

So let Him in, don’t be afraid,
His love is the ultimate upgrade.
Dance with joy, no need to hide,
In His presence, you’ll always find your stride!

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Breaking News ### Psalm 149:4 ###

In a shocking development, Psalm 149:4 reveals that the Lord takes delight in his people, crowning the humble with victory. This breaking news comes as a reminder of the divine favor bestowed upon those who serve the Almighty faithfully. Stay tuned for updates on this uplifting story of grace and triumph.

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Chillax Verse of the Day John 4:15!

Dude, in John 4:15, Jesus is chillin’ at the well with this chick, and she’s all like, “Yo, give me some of that fresh water, please.” Jesus is like, “Girl, if you knew what’s up, you’d ask me for living water that’ll keep you hydrated forever.” And she’s like, “Word, give me that eternal hydration!”

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 Corinthians 8:8-9!

Now ahm tellin’ ya this, reckon it ain’t about what ya eat that makes ya good or bad in the good Lord’s eyes. Don’t let a bite of food mess with a feller’s faith. Ya don’t wanna cause yer brother to stumble, reckon that ain’t right in the eyes of the good Lord.

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