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Love the Lord your God with all your heart
And love your neighbor like you love your pop tart
These two things are the key
To living your life with love and glee
So show love to everyone you meet
And you’ll be groovin’ to a righteous beat
Love your spouse as yourself, respect each other. Love is kind, patient, and forgiving. Put God first always.
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Dude, like, the Big One isn’t like slow on the draw, but totally patient, man. He’s all about giving everyone the chance to, like, get it together and find their chill vibes. He’s not trying to harsh anyone’s mellow, but wants everyone to be on the same chill wavelength, dig? Peace out.
Y’all without sin can cast the first stone, but reckon none of ya perfect, so put them rocks down now. We all done made mistakes, so why judge another? Let’s hoot and holler less and show some mercy instead. Amen, y’all.
