August 7, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Matthew 22:37-39!

Love the Lord your God with all your heart
And love your neighbor like you love your pop tart
These two things are the key
To living your life with love and glee
So show love to everyone you meet
And you’ll be groovin’ to a righteous beat

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Breaking News ### Isaiah 33:22 ###

Breaking News: Isaiah 33:22 reveals new governance system. The Lord will be our judge, lawgiver, and king. This unprecedented trinity of leadership promises justice, righteousness, and sovereignty for all. Stay tuned for more updates on this revolutionary development in the book of Isaiah. #Isaiah3322 #BreakingNews #BibleVerse

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Chillax Verse of the Day Peter 3:9!

Dude, like, the Big One isn’t like slow on the draw, but totally patient, man. He’s all about giving everyone the chance to, like, get it together and find their chill vibes. He’s not trying to harsh anyone’s mellow, but wants everyone to be on the same chill wavelength, dig? Peace out.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day John 8:7!

Y’all without sin can cast the first stone, but reckon none of ya perfect, so put them rocks down now. We all done made mistakes, so why judge another? Let’s hoot and holler less and show some mercy instead. Amen, y’all.

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