July 25, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Colossians 1:1-29!

Yo, Paul here, bringing the truth in my rap,
Christ is the main event, ain’t no need for a recap,
He’s the image of God, the firstborn of all creation,
Through Him, all things were made, no need for hesitation.

Christ is the head of the church, the ultimate boss,
He reconciled us to God, no need to floss,
Keep the faith, stay strong, don’t waver or doubt,
Christ in you, the hope of glory, no need to pout.

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Breaking News ### Psalm 119:60 ###

In a stunning development, Psalm 119:60 declares, “I hastened and did not delay to keep your commandments.” The urgency and determination of this proclamation are causing a ripple effect throughout the community, with individuals reevaluating their commitment to following divine instructions without hesitation. Stay tuned for more updates on this breaking news story.

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Chillax Verse of the Day James 1:26-27!

Don’t be a buzzkill, man. Keep a lid on that yap of yours and lend a helping hand to those in need. Stay chill and kick it with the big dude upstairs. That’s the real deal, pure and tight religion, bro. Keep it wicked and unspoiled to keep it on the reals. Groovy.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Acts 7:25!

“Hey now, Moses thought his brothers would understand that God was bringin’ ’em freedom through him, but they just bickered and showed their ignorance! He ended up havin’ to skedaddle for his life, ain’t that just the darndest thing? Don’t mess with God’s chosen, y’all!”

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