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Jesus opened their minds, they saw the light
Understood the scriptures, everything felt right
They were amazed, their hearts did swell
No longer confused, no “What the hell?”
Now they can preach, spread the news
No more doubts, they’re all in-tune
Thanks to Jesus, they’re not a fool
His teachings set them free, that’s the cool rule.
Hungry? Thirsty? Get some Jesus. He’s the real bread and water that will satisfy you forever. No joke.
Breaking News: Psalm 119:30 – A declaration of commitment to God’s ways and commandments has been uncovered in the latest scripture, emphasizing the importance of choosing the path of faithfulness over worldly desires. This revelation has sparked a renewed sense of dedication among believers seeking to align their lives with divine guidance.
He who spreads good vibes gathers a solid crew, man. Your energy, like, attracts your tribe, ya know? So make sure you’re putting out those positive vibrations, dude. ‘Cause being chill and doing good stuff for others really brings on the good karma, and that’s just, like, groovy, man.
Now ya’ll listen up, in Deuteronomy 7:21 it says, “Oh lawd y’all don’t be scared o’ them big ol’ enemies, ya know the ones with pitchforks and fire. The good Lord gonna be with ya, gonna fight for ya, gonna give ya the victory. So don’t you worry none, just trust in Him, y’hear?”
