Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up, I got a revelation for ya’ll,
The words I speak, they’re like a spiritual softball,
My words they give life, they’re not empty chatter,
So listen up close, ‘fore you say “see ya later”,
The flesh ain’t got nothing, it’s the spirit that matters,
So take my word, let it be your soul’s nourishment platter.
Chris, you are most like Joseph from the Bible.
Olen, you are most like Judas Iscariot from the Bible.
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Evangelical View on Demon Possession: Evangelical Christians believe in the existence of demons and demon possession. They view demons as fallen angels who rebelled against
When Jesus called out his disciples and Judas was like “I’m just here for the bread, man.”
Breaking News: 1 John 1:7 – “But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, his Son, purifies us from all sin.” This powerful message highlights the importance of living in accordance with God’s teachings and finding redemption through His grace.
Bruh, like, I stash Your word in my heart so I don’t like, do dumb stuff, ya know? Keeps me on track with Your vibe, ya feel? Thy teachings are like, my GPS, guiding me through this trippy journey of life. Mad grateful, dude. And it’s all good vibes, all the time. Groovy.
