July 14, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Psalm 18:30!

They say God’s got my back, that’s for sure,
His way is perfect, no need for a detour,
He’s like the ultimate GPS, guiding me through,
Protecting me from danger, He knows what to do,
With Him on my side, I can’t lose,
God’s my homie, no need to snooze!

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Breaking News ### John 15:10 ###

BREAKING: In a shocking revelation, John 15:10 from the Bible has been uncovered. The scripture reads, “If you keep my commands, you will remain in my love, just as I have kept my Father’s commands and remain in his love.” Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story. #BiblicalNews #John1510

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Chillax Verse of the Day Peter 2:9-10!

Dude, we’re like, chosen man! We’re rockstars in the eyes of the big man upstairs. He called us out of the darkness and into the ultimate party scene. So let’s keep it real and spread that good vibe to everyone we meet, spreading that love, peace, and good vibes, man.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 2 Chronicles 7:14!

Now listen up, y’all. If’n my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves, pray, and turn from their wicked ways, then I’ll hear ’em from heaven, forgive their sin, and heal their land. It’s as simple as that, folks. Git ‘er done!

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