Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up to what I gotta say,
God’s commandments, yeah, they light the way.
I keep His laws close to my heart,
From His teachings, I won’t depart.
I’m praising God all day and night,
His Word is my delight.
Through trials and tribulations,
I trust in His salvation.
From A to Z, I love His statutes,
In His ways, there’s no disputes.
So haters back off, don’t test my patience,
‘Cause God’s word is my foundation.
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Dude, like, if you’re chill with the Big Guy upstairs and vibe with his son, then you’re in for a gnarly ride. Don’t trip, ’cause if you’re down with JC, you’ll cruise through life’s waves and score major points with the Almighty. Party on, bros, ’cause eternal life is totally righteous, man.
Well, listen here y’all, the Good Book says to take the narrow road ’cause the wide one leads to trouble. It’s like pickin’ apples, only the few find the good ones. So put on them cowboy boots and stay away from them shiny distractions, ’cause that narrow road’s the way to heaven, y’all.
