Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo listen up, it’s time to rock
Two witnesses preaching around the clock
They got powers to make people drop
But don’t mess with them, or you might flop
And when the beast rises from the pit
It’s gonna be a crazy fit
But in the end, we know who wins
God’s kingdom forever, that’s how it begins
Jesus swagged into the world, full of power and grace, like “Hey, I’m here to save ya’ll.”
Breaking: Matthew 4:4 reports on Jesus being tempted in the wilderness. He responds, “It is written: ‘Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.'” This revelation challenges conventional beliefs and sets a powerful example of spiritual sustenance. Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking event.
So, like, Jesus heard that the Pharisees were, like, talking smack and baptizing more peeps than John, which totally ticked him off. So he peaced out of Judea and headed back to Galilee, but had to chill in Samaria on the way.
Y’all reckon you should treat folks how you wanna be treated. Ain’t that the golden rule, y’all? So don’t be actin’ like a horn-swagglin’ varmint, treat others with respect ‘n kindness. ‘Cause the good Lord knows, ain’t nobody wanna be treated like a snake in a henhouse!
