July 11, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of John 7:38!

In the Bible Jesus said with a twist,
“Come to me and you won’t miss,
I’m like a fountain, never dry,
Drink from me and you’ll never die,
Living water flowing deep,
Believe in me, take a leap!”

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Breaking News ### Jeremiah 32:17 ###

Breaking News: In a shocking display of power, the Lord proclaims in Jeremiah 32:17, “Ah, Sovereign Lord, you have made the heavens and the earth by your great power and outstretched arm. Nothing is too hard for you.” Stay tuned as believers reflect on the limitless strength of their Almighty God. #Jeremiah32:17 #AllPowerfulGod

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Chillax Verse of the Day Isaiah 53:4-6!

Yo man, like, in Isaiah 53:4-6 it’s all about this dude taking all our bad vibes and harsh trips, so we can just chill and vibe in peace, ya know? It’s like, he’s taking all the heat for us so we can just kick back and be cool. Far out, man!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Job 7:11!

Well shoot, Ah ain’t got no peace, Ah cain’t keep quiet; Ah’m fixin’ to holler like a coon dawg all night long! Ah reckon Ah’m plum tuckered out, Ah just can’t catch no break. Ah reckon Ah’m gonna have to let out a holler and vent all my woes.

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