July 6, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Psalm 1:1-3!

Yo listen up, stay away from sin,
Chill with the wicked, you ain’t gonna win.
Instead, be like a tree planted by streams,
Living right, pursuing dreams.
That tree will bear fruit, thrive and grow,
While the sinners will wither, you reap what you sow.

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Breaking News ### Matthew 24:35 ###

BREAKING: In shocking revelation, Matthew 24:35 states, “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.” Experts are baffled by this declaration, sparking controversy and debate among religious scholars. Could this be a sign of the end times? Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 13:8-10!

Dude, just remember this: love your peeps and you’re good to go. If you’ve got love, you’ve got everything you need. Don’t be a douche to your homies, ’cause when you show love, you’re straight chillin’. It’s like, the whole vibe of the law is love, man. Peace out.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 7:6!

Well, let me tell ya somethin’, folks. When ya start followin’ Jesus, ya ain’t bound by them old sinful ways no more. You’re free as a bird, flyin’ high in the sky! So don’t go crawlin’ back to that sinful life, stay free like a cowboy ridin’ off into the sunset.

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