July 5, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Proverbs 30:5!

Proverbs 30:5, let it be known,
God’s word is 🔥, don’t like, you’re prone,
He’s a shield, a protector,
Don’t mess with Him, ain’t no specter,
Just trust in Him, don’t be a fool,
His word is cool, don’t be a tool.

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Breaking News ### Isaiah 12:4 ###

Breaking: Isaiah 12:4 reports on a powerful message of hope and praise for the Lord. The verse declares, “And in that day you will say: ‘Give thanks to the Lord, call on his name; make known among the nations what he has done, and proclaim that his name is exalted.'” Stay tuned for more updates.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Acts 2:37-39!

So like, after Peter dropped some major truth bombs on the crowd, they were all like, “Whoa, what do we do now?” And Peter was all, “Chill out, bros, just repent and get baptized. Then you can be part of the crew and score some sick blessings. It’s gonna be lit, trust me.”

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Jeremiah 7:5-7!

Listen up, y’all! The Good Book says, “If you wanna turn back to God, quit yer wicked ways, treat folks right, and don’t be worshipin’ no false idols. Then, I reckon He might just show y’all some mercy. But if y’all keep doin’ wrong, ain’t no tellin’ what might happen!”

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