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Build your house on solid ground, no doubt,
Don’t be lazy, don’t be shady,
Windy storms gonna try to make you crazy.
Rocky foundation gonna make you fall,
But sturdy foundation gonna stand tall.
So be wise, build your house right,
Or you’ll be crying in the dead of night!
BREAKING NEWS: In a stunning revelation, Romans 12:3 declares, “For by the grace given to me I say to everyone among you not to think of himself more highly than he ought to think, but to think with sober judgment.” Have you been guilty of thinking too highly of yourself? Stay tuned for more updates.
Hey man, just keep on keepin’ on and stay true to what you know is right. Don’t be trippin’ over past mistakes, just keep pushin’ forward and stay on that straight and narrow path. Let’s blaze a trail of righteousness together, dude. Like, let’s do this, ya know?
Well, now, let me tell ya ’bout Psalm 7:1, y’all. It says, “I reckon, protect me, Lord, from them varmints who’s out to git me. Don’t let ’em catch me slippin’, ’cause I ain’t lookin’ for no trouble. Keep me safe on this rocky road, ’cause I ain’t got time for nothin’ but deliverance.”
