Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Listen up, don’t twist God’s Word in haste,
Or you’ll end up looking like a disgrace.
Holy scripture ain’t up for debate,
It’s not open to your personal update.
Spittin’ facts straight from above,
These words are filled with truth and love.
Breaking News: Mark 8:36 – “For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?” This powerful message from the Bible challenges society’s emphasis on worldly success. It serves as a reminder to prioritize spiritual well-being over material wealth. Stay tuned for more updates on this story.
Like, man, the big dude upstairs can totally hook you up with way more than you could ever imagine or dream of. He’s got the power to do some seriously mind-blowing stuff, all day every day. So, let’s give him mad props and show him some love forever and ever. Amen, dude.
“Store up yer goodies up in the kingdom above, where rust don’t corrode and them darn varmints can’t nab ’em. ‘Cause where yer treasures is, yer heart’ll be a-chasin’ after too. So best be investin’ in them heavenly stocks, reckon?”
