June 12, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Psalm 46:1!

When I’m feeling down, I know who to call
God’s got my back, he never lets me fall
He’s my refuge, my strength, through it all
No need to stress, he’s got control of the ball
So in times of trouble, just give him a holla
His power’s off the charts, he’s the real MVP, y’all!

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Breaking News ### Psalm 19:1-2 ###

Breaking News: Psalm 19:1-2 report – “The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies proclaim the work of his hands. Day after day they pour forth speech; night after night they reveal knowledge.” Stunning footage captured of the sky proclaiming God’s glory and wisdom. Stay tuned for more updates on this celestial phenomenon. #Psalm19:1-2 #GloryofGod #BreakingNews

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Chillax Verse of the Day Hebrews 12:7-11!

Dude, like, God is totally like a chill parent, ya know? He disciplines us ’cause he loves us, man. It’s like, training for our souls, helping us grow and be better. So, don’t freak out when life gets tough, bro. It’s just the universe helping you become more awesome, dude.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Ephesians 6:12!

There’s a big ol’ scrap goin’ on up yonder in the heavens, ya’ll. We ain’t wrasslin’ with flesh ‘n blood, no sir. It’s them rascally critters from the dark side causin’ all the trouble. So grab yer gear and get ready to duke it out with them spiritual varmints, ya hear?

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