June 8, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Psalm 110:1-4!

Yo, God said to my Lord,
“Scoot on over, sit tight,
I’ll make all your foes freak,
Under your feet they’ll be beat.
I’ll deck you out in style,
You got the keys, you’re elite,
You’ll rule with might,
Forever and ever, complete.”

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Breaking News ### Habakkuk 3:19 ###

In a shocking turn of events, Habakkuk 3:19 reports that the sovereign Lord is our strength, enabling us to tread on high places with confidence. This revelation has left many in awe, as they grapple with the realization that their source of power comes from a higher power. Stay tuned as we explore the impact of this breaking news.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Corinthians 9:8-9!

Let the vibes you put out come back to you, man. If you’re all about giving, you’ll receive lots in return, ya dig? The universe rewards those who are cool and generous, giving them abundance and good times. So keep spreading those good vibes, dude, and watch the good karma flow your way. Peace out.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Genesis 6:8!

Well, darlin’, the good Lord done looked down on ol’ Noah and decided he was the only one worf savin’. So he told Noah, “You’re ma favorite, build yerself an ark.” And Noah did just that, ’cause he was a good ol’ boy. And that’s how the flood story got started!

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