June 4, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Psalm 46:1-3!

Yo, God is our refuge, so chill and don’t be afraid,
He’s got our back, like a fresh new Escalade.
When troubles come, just trust in the Most High,
He’ll keep us safe, no need to cry.
So kick back, relax, and let Him guide,
In His mighty hands, we can always confide.

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Breaking News ### 1 Chronicles 29:11 ###

Breaking News: 1 Chronicles 29:11 reports that God’s power, greatness, glory, victory, and majesty are on full display as King David declares, “Yours, O Lord, is the greatness and the power and the glory and the victory and the majesty. Everything in the heavens and on earth is Yours.” Stay tuned for more updates. #PraiseGod

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Chillax Verse of the Day Peter 3:17-18!

Dude, like, remember that verse in Peter 3 where it’s all like, “It’s better to be chill and do good things than to trip and cause drama”? So, just vibe out, bro, and keep your head in the game. Spread peace and love, man. That’s the real key to living your best life, ya feel?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Ephesians 6:4!

Don’tcha be a-turnin’ them young ‘uns ag’inst ya, ya hear? Jest raise ’em up right and teach ’em the good stuff. Keep ’em in line without goin’ all crazy-like and makin’ ’em up ‘n’ leave. Show ’em some love and respect, ya dadgum good-for-nothin’ varmints!

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