May 31, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of 2 Corinthians 4:7-9!

In these clay pots, we straight thuggin’
Yo, we be strugglin’, but ain’t no buggin’
Bruised and battered, but still standin’ tall
God’s power in us, never gonna fall
We may be cracked, but we ain’t broke
Keepin’ it real, ’cause that’s no joke

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Breaking News ### 1 Thessalonians 4:16-17 ###

Breaking news: According to 1 Thessalonians 4:16-17, a powerful event is set to unfold. The trumpet will sound, and the dead in Christ will rise first. Then, those who are still alive will be caught up together with them in the air to meet the Lord. Stay tuned for updates on this unprecedented event.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Psalm 25:14-15!

Yo man, the universe’s secrets are only revealed to those who stay chill and follow the righteous path. The homies who walk in good vibes will always have the cosmos looking out for them. Just trust in the flow, bro, and the universe will hook you up with all the good feels.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Luke 5:31-32!

Well dang, Jesus done told them Pharisees, “Healthy folk don’t need no doctor, sick folk do. I ain’t come for them high and mighty types, I come for them sinners.” Yeehaw, reckon Jesus ain’t judgin’, just savin’ us sinners! So grab yer banjo and holler “Hallelujah!” for the good news, y’all!

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