Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
When troubles come knockin’ at your door
Don’t worry, God’s got your back for sure
He listens when you cry out in pain
And rescues you from all your shame
So keep your head up, don’t be stressed
God’s got you covered, you are blessed.
Breaking news: John 3:17 – God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. In a surprising twist, sources reveal the purpose of Jesus’ arrival on Earth was not to judge, but to offer redemption. Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking development. #GoodNews #RedemptionStory
So, like, not trying to diss anyone, but when we were like totally not chillin’ with the big guy, he was all about droppin’ that mad knowledge on us and cleanin’ up our act. Through his kindness we totally leveled up and now we’re like heirs to the sickest vibes ever. Totally righteous, bro.
“Well I’ll be hornswoggled y’all, them folks done went and got flabbergasted seein’ Jesus heal that paralyzed feller. They was all a hootin’ and hollerin’, sayin’ ‘we done seed strange things today!’ You reckon they gonna start believin’ in the Good Lord now, or they just gonna keep on jawin’?”
