May 17, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Habakkuk 3:17-19!

Yo, no figs on fig trees, no grapes on vines,
But I’m still gonna be feeling just fine.
Even if the fields produce no food,
I’m still gonna be in a good mood.
God’s my strength, He makes me feet like a deer,
My rhyme game strong, ain’t got no fear.

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Breaking News ### Romans 11:33 ###

Breaking News: Romans 11:33 – “Oh, the depth of the riches of the wisdom and knowledge of God! How unsearchable his judgments, and his paths beyond tracing out!” This shocking revelation from the Bible unveils the unfathomable wisdom and knowledge of God, leaving many in awe and wonder at the greatness of His ways. Stay tuned for more updates.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Psalms 118:8!

Dude, Psalms 118:8 be like, “It’s better to trust in the chill vibes of the universe than to count on some shady human.” Like, who needs that drama, man? Just go with the flow, bro, and let the good vibes guide your way. Peace, love, and understanding, baby!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 2 Corinthians 5:17!

Well I reckon, if’n y’all are in Jesus, y’all a whole new critter! The old y’all is gone, and a brand spankin’ new y’all done come. It’s like the Good Lord done hit the reset button on yer ol’ self and gave y’all a fresh start. Praise Jesus!

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