May 16, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Romans 16:20!

Watch out, devil, cause I’m coming for ya,
Gonna stomp on your head like a big ol’ gator.
God’s got my back, I ain’t scared of no beast,
I’ll crush you quick like a feast.

Keep on messing, but I won’t back down,
In the end, I’ll be wearing the crown.
So run and hide, try to escape my wrath,
But remember, baby, God’s got my back!

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Breaking News ### Zephaniah 3:17 ###

Breaking News: Zephaniah 3:17 claims, “The LORD your God is in your midst, a mighty one who will save; he will rejoice over you with gladness; he will quiet you by his love; he will exult over you with loud singing.” Stay tuned for the latest updates on this powerful message of love and salvation.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Timothy 1:7!

Dude, like Timothy says that chillin’ with the Big Man gives us all the good vibes, not fear. He’s all about that peace, love, and good times energy, bro. So don’t sweat it, just keep your mind and spirit right, and watch those bad vibes bounce off like an unlit joint.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Matthew 5:16!

Y’all best let yer light shine like a firework on the Fourth of July, so folks can see yer good works and give praise to the Man upstairs. Don’t go hidin’ that light under a bushel, ’cause that ain’t helpin’ nobody. Let it shine, y’all! Let it shine!

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