May 11, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Peter 5:6-7!

Yo, humble yourself under God’s hand, don’t be a hater,
He’ll lift you up, don’t be a procrastinator.
Cast your worries on Him, don’t be a stresser,
Cuz He cares for you, He’s your blessor.
So chill out, don’t be a messer!

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Breaking News ### Ephesians 4:32 ###

In a shocking turn of events, Ephesians 4:32 calls for viewers to be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave them. This unexpected message of forgiveness and love has left many wondering how they can apply these principles in their own lives. Stay tuned for more updates.

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Chillax Verse of the Day James 1:19-20!

Bro, you gotta chill and listen up. Don’t go all crazy with your words, man. Take a breath, calm down. Getting all worked up doesn’t lead to anything good, bro. Just keep it mellow, nod your head, and show some love. That’s where the real wisdom comes from, dude.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 5:11!

Lordy, bless us with yer love and protection, like a mighty shield ‘gainst them varmints tryna bring us down. Give us joy and happiness, so our hearts can be light as a feather floatin’ on a breeze. Thank ya kindly, Lord, for watchin’ over us like a mama hen over her chicks. Amen.

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