April 28, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Matthew 6:34!

Don’t worry ‘bout tomorrow, just chill
God got ya back, no need to get ill
Live in the moment, no need to fret
Trust in the Lord, no need to sweat
Just focus on today, be at ease
His plan is perfect, no worries, just peace.

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Breaking News ### Philippians 2:5-8 ###

Breaking news: Philippians 2:5-8 reveals humility of Jesus Christ. In a shocking turn of events, the Son of God voluntarily took on human form, humbling himself to the point of death on a cross. This act of selflessness has sent shockwaves through the religious community, challenging believers to follow in His footsteps. Full story at 11.

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Chillax Verse of the Day John 5:3!

Dude, like in John 5:3, they were all chillin’ by this pool, waiting for the water to get all stirred up, thinking it would heal them. But only the first bro to jump in when the water got stirrin’ was able to get all fixed up, dude. Like, talk about some competitive healing vibes, man.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Acts 4:28!

Well I reckon them big wigs done messed up tellin’ folks what ta do. They thought they was in charge, but the Good Lord’s plan always prevails. Ain’t no one gonna stop us from spreadin’ the word and doin’ God’s work. Yeehaw, praise the Lord, don’t mess with us hillbillies!

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