April 25, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Psalm 55:22!

Yo, cast your worries on the Lord, don’t stress,
He got your back, no need for second guess.
He’ll never let the righteous fall,
So chill out, let Him handle it all.

In His hands, you’re safe and sound,
Trust in Him, don’t be running around.

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Breaking News ### Colossians 1:27-28 ###

BREAKING NEWS: Colossians 1:27-28 reveals hidden mystery of faith – Christ in you, the hope of glory. The apostle Paul urges believers to proclaim this truth, warning and teaching everyone with all wisdom. Let us present everyone fully mature in Christ, laboring with all His energy. Stay tuned for more on this groundbreaking revelation. #ColossiansBreakingNews

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Chillax Verse of the Day Hebrews 1:3-4!

Dude, like God’s Son is like the ultimate brightness, shining all his glorious vibes and stuff. He’s totally the spitting image of the OG dude, handling his business and making things happen like a boss. So of course he’s totally gonna be way ahead of all the other dudes.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 4:25!

“Well, Jesus done up and died for our sins, but don’t ya worry none, he also rose from the dead to save us all. So, reckon we all can rest easy knowin’ we’re in good hands. Ain’t that just the bee’s knees?”

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