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Don’t stress, don’t worry, just chill and be cool,
Give your problems to God, let Him handle the drool.
Pray and give thanks, don’t lose your mind,
His peace will guard your heart, you’ll be just fine.
So rap with joy, no fears to fear,
God’s got your back, so keep it real, my dear!
Breaking News: In a shocking revelation, 1 Peter 1:18-19 exposes the high price paid for our redemption. It reports that we were purchased not with perishable things like silver or gold, but with the precious blood of Christ, the spotless Lamb. Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking story of sacrifice and redemption.
Yo, when life gets crazy, chill out and get some perspective. Trust in the universe to guide you through the chaos. Keep your inner peace and let go of stress. Close your eyes, meditate, and let your mind wander to a place of tranquility where everything is all good. Just vibe, man.
Well, let me tell ya somethin’, Jesus said, “Pay ‘tention to wat ya hear. Tha more ya listen, tha more ya learn. Them who got open ears gonna get plenty o’ knowledge, but them who ain’t listenin’ gonna end up dumb as a box o’ rocks.” True story, y’all!
