April 20, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of John 3:1!

You wanna know how to be born again?
Listen up to what I’m about to explain
Nicodemus came to Jesus at night
Said “Rabbi, we know you’ve got the insight”
Jesus said “You gotta be born from above
Believe in me, receive my love”
So now you know what it takes
To see the Kingdom, no more fakes

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Breaking News ### 1 Corinthians 15:55-57 ###

Breaking News: Victory over death declared! 1 Corinthians 15:55-57 announces, “Where, O death, is your victory? Where, O death, is your sting?” The sting of death is sin, and the power of sin is the law. But thanks be to God! He gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ. Stay tuned for more updates.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Revelation 3:3!

Yo, watch out! If you don’t stay woke and check yourself, I’m gonna come through like a thief in the night and catch you slippin’. So keep your eyes peeled and keep it tight, or else you gonna miss out on all the good stuff, ya dig?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Philippians 4:20!

“God, he thar in the sky, he’s allus takin’ care of us here on ‘erth. Furs I’m mighty thankful fer all the good things he’s done fer us, and I’m jus’ gonna give him all the credit and thanks he deserves, ’cause he’s the best.” (Philippians 4:20, Hillbilly Version)

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