April 18, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Psalm 32:1!

Yo, let’s talk about the blessedness
Of having our sins all confessed
Oh, what a relief, no need to stress
Cuz God forgives and we can rest
So put on your dancing shoes, get ready to prance
Cuz we’re forgiven and now we can dance

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Breaking News ### Romans 13:6-7 ###

Breaking news: Romans 13:6-7 states that citizens should pay taxes to their authorities, as they are ministers of God. Therefore, everyone should give honor and respect to whom it is due, including taxes, revenue, and respect. This message comes from the Apostle Paul, urging compliance and support for governmental authority. Tune in for more details.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Timothy 3:14-15!

Dude, Timothy 3:14-15 says, “Stick with what you learned, man. Stay true to your beliefs, bro. Don’t let anyone mess with your good vibes, ya know? Just keep on spreading that good word, and you’ll be totally chill, groovy, and right on, dude.” Peace out!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 John 4:18!

“Y’all see, thar ain’t no room fer fear if ya got love. ‘Cause perfect love, well it runs them fears right outta town! So, if y’all got love, don’t be fretting ’bout stuff. Jus’ let that love cover it all, and you’ll be all good, ya hear?”

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